another sunny day far above the 'glass ceiling'... |
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 | Hey Jim, our 'Bond' sales have really plummeted these last few months. |  |
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 | You got any ideas? |  |
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 | We could always offer convertible bonds with stock options that could be redeemable over the next ten years as a "sweetener"... |  |
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 | Sounds like a plan! I love this job! Now let's go watch the game and consume expensive alcoholic beverages at an upper class bar! |  |
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down in 'you know where'... |
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 | Not convertible bonds! Blast upper management! Curse the day I became an accountant! |  |
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 | Thank God for cheap whiskey! |  |
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