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One Minute Inside a Woman's Head by speedscrabbler on 03-07-2007
Hopefully John won't notice the dent I put in the car from that mailbox that jumped out behind me this morning. I'll buy him some beer on my way home to distract him. But first I'll have to get him to transfer some money to my accout. Oh, I forgot to put earrings on today!...
Oh well, I'll just put my hair down and no one will notice. Wow, I really need to pluck my eyebrows! I can't believe how fast those puppies grow back. Why do women even have hair in places it needs to be removed? But let's face it- It DOES need to be removed!...
Dang, my skin looks so nice today! That facial scrub must finally be paying off. You know what, John really doesn't need beer. Maybe I'll just buy myself a little something on my way home. I'm sure that will make him just as happy! I can always cover the scratched car with a little magic marker action.
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