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 | My holy pilgrimage is nearing its end. With just five more miles, I will have walked around the entire planet in the name of Jesus! |  |
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 | Hello sir! Special delivery from McDonalds! Some delicious food to help you on your journey! |  |
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 | Oh praise Heaven! You've sent me a rape victim! |  |
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...and the holy man violently sodomized the fast food waitress until they both died from snake bites! THE END! |
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