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 | ...and now the NEWS. My wife and I have been having problems in the bedroom as of late. | |
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| I believe that inserting live scorpions into her vagina prior to our coitas will so engulf my penis with furious poison that ejaculation and subsequent flacidity will be impossible; thusly, servicing my wife becomes a simple chore of sustained thrusting. | |
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| So how does it feel being married to famous NEWS reporter, Chet Burbank? | |
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| He keeps my legs in a bag and hits me with them when I try to escape!!!!!! | |
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