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 | HOLY sh#t BIRD FLU IN SUFFOLK WE'RE ALL GOING TO f#*kING DIE |  |
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 | BERNARD MATTHEWS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE? |  |
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 | Oh wait I know what Bernard Matthews did, he trapped thousands of turkeys in hellish f#*king batteries and then acted really surprised when they started killing each other and spreading disease |  |
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 | Partly surprised, partly outraged at what the mass cull at one farm in Suffolk is likely to do to his FOUR HUNDRED MILLION POUND ANNUAL TURNOVER |  |
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 | Doesn't the packet on Turkey Twizzlers say "Free Range"? |  |
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 | Sure in that they have a square foot of concrete to move around for half an hour a day before being turned into processed sh#t that frankly could be made of tofu and bakelite without tasting any different |  |
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