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Bootiful by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 02-05-2007
HOLY sh#t BIRD FLU IN SUFFOLK WE'RE ALL GOING TO f#*kING DIE
BERNARD MATTHEWS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE?
Oh wait I know what Bernard Matthews did, he trapped thousands of turkeys in hellish f#*king batteries and then acted really surprised when they started killing each other and spreading disease
Partly surprised, partly outraged at what the mass cull at one farm in Suffolk is likely to do to his FOUR HUNDRED MILLION POUND ANNUAL TURNOVER
Doesn't the packet on Turkey Twizzlers say "Free Range"?
Sure in that they have a square foot of concrete to move around for half an hour a day before being turned into processed sh#t that frankly could be made of tofu and bakelite without tasting any different
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