| Day 1000 in the search for Natalie Holloway |
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 | Yes, thanks Greta. I have some breaking news out of Aruba on the status of the Natalie Holloway case. In a joint meeting of Federal Officials and Media Leaders, a groundbreakind decision has been made. | |
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| That's excellent news, Brock Chastity! What was decided? | |
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| In a 2/3 majority vote, the panel concluded that despite Natalie being dead, they would still rather bang her than Terri Schiavo at the height of her vegetative hot whiteness. | |
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