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Improved Racial Morality Amongst the Upper Crust by Pope on 08-26-2005
Gee-awd!! I've been as busy as a BEAVER this week!!!
Well datsa too bad Missah Bidness man! DAY-O!
I've just not had any ME-time, ya know? My life is so gosh darned awful and meaningless! Even your repeated attempts at cheering me up by burying me waist-deep in the ground haven't helped!
Daww, datsa rough Missah Bidness man! Howsabouta me sings you a song? SWWWWIIIIIIING LOOOWWWWWW, SWEEEEEEET CHAAAA-RIO-OOOT!!
w-wait a second!?! that song! y-your chocolate-tinted flesh-hew! THERE'S NOTHING ATTACHED TO THAT BEER TAP!! How did you get into this country club!?!? GUARDS!! SWARM SWARM! ATTACK PATTERN "CODE JACKSON!"
Dooop... Me'd runs but me's-a gots noooo legs... I guess mama DID raise a fool AFTERALL.
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