| Meanwhile at the local tourist trap... |
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 | ...two hour maximum parking limit, no 'questionable' bumperstickers, children on leashes at all times, mandatory Gift Shop 'tour', keep an eye on the 'less than white' crowd...etc.. | |
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| ...check, check, of course, gotcha, check, will do, taken care of, check... | |
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| ...while down at Metro the local Suit and Tie cops some camera time... |
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| ...and by preserving these last vestiges of the greatest civilization for all to enjoy, we as Public Servants are fulfilling a hallowed and sacred duty. This is part of a long-standing tradition that etc etc... | |
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| and the Big Boys in Ol' D.C watch the Bottom Line... |
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| ...so a 12 megaton blast would wipe out how many? | |
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| Look, Chief. Pasting this on our Brown Brothers of the Sand will be a piece of the proverbial cake...Stop worring will ya?... | |
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