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An Enlightened Corporate Ethos gains traction by Lemonjelly044 on 12-02-2006
Equal Opportunity on the go in America...
...funny, Boss-man...I never thought the position "Morale Officer" included manning the executive wet bar and wearing this fuggn' monkey suit...
BWAHAHA!! That's what I so enjoy about your people, Antoine: Your sense of humor in any given situation!
Where all are given the chance at the Big Brass Ring!
...and so with an eighteen percent increase at a wholesale level , our third quarter profits should increase threefold - market conditions depending, of course...
Good lord, you people have a knack with numbers! I suppose that the whole swarm of you guys in Accounting hatched this scenario after-hours and in secret! Clever lil' bastards!!
And a dynamic and bold change is taking place in our Corporate world!
...Yessir, the time for appointing a new Head of Operations at the Los Angeles Branch is here. Who'se on the "A-List"? ...Tom Johnson from Basement Mailroom hasn't shown up drunk in two whole weeks...
Damn, McFreedy, your right - and his Dad's an old Alum and Frat brother of mine. I've always admired the way he ties BOTH laces of his shoes. Strong leadership traits if I've ever seen 'em...
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