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 | So, Mr. Gridley, your application for home insurance seems to be in order. I do have one question, off the record, if you don't mind me asking. | |
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| Sure ... shoot. | |
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| What factors led you to build your home at the base of an active volcano? | |
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| Cheap land. Plus I like the smell of molton lava ... I find it invigorating. | |
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| Yes, well.. ah.. you will hear from us as soon as your application is approved. (don't hold your breath.) | |
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| And did you notice? No problem around here with insects. Or birds either. | |
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