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Home Insurance by letternumunderscore on 11-13-2006
So, Mr. Gridley, your application for home insurance seems to be in order. I do have one question, off the record, if you don't mind me asking.
Sure ... shoot.
What factors led you to build your home at the base of an active volcano?
Cheap land. Plus I like the smell of molton lava ... I find it invigorating.
Yes, well.. ah.. you will hear from us as soon as your application is approved. (don't hold your breath.)
And did you notice? No problem around here with insects. Or birds either.
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