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PASTOR HAGGARD (cont.) by letternumunderscore on 11-11-2006
Sure, sure, we can start over- but take your hand out of your pocket. Repeate after me: Lord, I will no longer ...
Ok, I got it. Lord, I will no longer suck speed and/or snort choat.
No, no, Haggard - its snort speed, suck choat.
Whatever. Hey, anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Robert De Niro? Are we done here?
Well... almost. by the power vested in me I hereby pronouce you "restored". Now, drink your KoolAid
Yeah, right ... and the mother ship is right behind the comet? This aint my first rodeo, father.
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