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Timeshare sales pitch by letternumunderscore on 11-10-2006
Ben makes the most of the freebies at the mixer.
Hi there, I'm Lloyd. Can I freshen your drink? What are you having?
Yes, thanks. Double vodka, Galliano, Cointreau, Grenadine, Tobasco and buttermilk, shaken not stirred, with a dollop of cream cheese on top.
His wife is not enamored with this "free" vacation.
Don't worry Silvia. We take the tour, listen to the sales pitch, and we're out of there in two hours tops.
Why the devil did I agree to holiday on this barren godforsaken planet?
Doubts creep in when he learns ....
Say Loyd, (caugh) I seem to be (huff) having a (puff) difficult time (caugh) breathing?
Methane. Atmosphere is 99% methane. You get used to it.....uh, you don't smoke do you?
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