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Shut Up Training Wheels by shoreikai on 09-30-2006
This sure is a great fireworks display. Reminds me of the first time I went to a fireworks show. I thought the sky was exploding! Ha ha ha! Can you believe it?!? Man, kids sure have a lot of imagination! Speaking of kids, my wife just had another miscarriage. That makes seven now. I honestly think that she has a poisonous vag...
God damn it, Bill never shuts the hell up.
...and I said to her, that's not a tampon, that's my shoe! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Of course at that point it was too late as she had already crammed it in her vag...
All I have to do is wait it out just a little bit longer. Then the acid tablet I slipped in his drink oughta kick in.
...Ned?
WOOF
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