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The Oddboard by Joseph on 09-22-2006
So, apparently there's this group of people trying to take away my OED-given right to assign dichotomous gender designations at will.
Maybe we should rally round the family, with a pocket full of pronouns.
That sounds like a great idea! We'll show people about the immutability of the English language. How can these "feminists" or "queer activists" argue with something so natural?
Once on the Discovery channel, I saw a lion and lioness eating a third lion of indeterminate gender. I thought to myself, "Language has determined you get eaten. Authority rules!"
Blast! It's a damned Shakespeare scholar, here to simply demonstrate language in a trans-historical context, which will surely problematize all of my assertions!
And I quote, "I tell thee ze is: and therefore make hir grave straight: the crowner hath sat on hir, and finds it Christian burial." PWN0UNED.
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