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"10% of 'Straight' Men on the 'Down-low'" by Joseph on 09-19-2006
Goodnight, honey. I'm going out with some friends now.
God, is my man just using a hyper-masculine identity as cover for a secret gay lifestyle? You see, I read a report about the "down low," and... oh well, it's not important. I just hope my husband doesn't let the c#ck hit his ass on the way out!
So, apparently, there is a recent report that says if we f#*k, it means I'm gay. It's like a one drop rule for queerness. Isn't that some sh#t?
Yeah, how unfortunate that the impact of culturally conditioned sexual identities, coupled with the gender pressures of white racism, is sh#tting all over my desire to f#*k without being scandalized by some university researcher report.
Yeah. I hope the potential media scandal surrounding our relationship to AIDS and other STDs and the way this report uses quotes to seemingly invalidate our sexual self-definition doesn't alienate us from using barrier protective measures when engaging in anal sex.
I'm just trying to wrap my dick up, not my gender or sexual identity.
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