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The break up of the gloomy mans turkey leg. by squid_diddly on 06-26-2017
Break up 2k17
*On the phone*
Honey, I think it's time we split up for you and I are so (divergent) compared to one another. Plus your breath smells like cilantro.
Help
What's with the (dour) face dude? You look especially gloomy today, even more so than usual.
If I could suddenly (dissipate) as though I were a ghost, I wouldn't look so gloomy.
My leg
Does death ( disgruntle) you Jack Sparrow? Because you seem quite mad now that you are reincarnated as a house pet.
My anger had to (dispel) and now I do not feel mad anymore, but I am hungry and could use a fried turkey leg.
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