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eggs by squid_diddly on 06-22-2017
Japan, 1989
So I heard from a (credible) source that you want to take me to dinner. *spastic winking*
John, just because I have a (copious) amount of money does not mean i'm going to pay for you to eat away your sadness.
Coffee with the gold digger
Why does Frankfurter not want to spend his money on my love Darnel?
It's because he ( deprecates) gold diggers like you, you over cooked egg.
"Cheaters live" 1990's
John is going to (decry) me when he finds out about us my love.
Honey it's okay there was (despair) between our hearts. Afterall i don't like scrabbled eggs.
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