I AM AN ARMY SOLDIER! HARD & FAST IS HOW I ROLL! SURE THAT MEANS I'M NOT A HIT WITH THE LADIES, BUT WHO NEEDS LADIES WHEN YOU HAVE A PLAYBOY AND SOME SPARE TIME!
I AM PROFICIENT IN TWO LANGUAGES, AMERICAN AND CANADIAN. I AM ONE OF THE TOUGHEST MOFOS IN MY PLATOON. I AINT AFRAID OF NOTHIN, BUT EVERYONE'S AFRAID OF ME. I AM A SKILLED KILLING MACHINE! I AM...
