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Business As Usual #7- Auld Lang Sighhhhne by Retrodude on 01-13-2007
It's New Year's Eve and our hero is celebrating his new janitorial job, with the help of an old friend...
So Mr. Ricket can you tell the viewers at home how you are celebrating the new year!
Well I'm just sitting back and enjoying the display with my friend Daniels... Jack Daniels... HEHE... Get It, because that's what I'm drinking!... But anyway I think I might go to a party later on... It's IN MY PANTS!... Wanna come?
After several awkward moments...
Err, So is your New Year Resolution? Is it one that you think you can keep?
Well Jan...I hope that's you're name... I plan to stop drinking...
AMAZEMENT...
You? The infamous worker who was fired for sexual harrassment and constanly working under the influence? My, My, My... That is amazing! I think everyone watching should give this man a clap for finally kicking alchohol!... Thank you very much for your time!
No I meant that I won't be drinking anymore water... It takes up space that alchohol could be occupying!... But do I still get a New Year's kiss?.....Ohhhhhh..... Alchohol is ruining my life... WAITER, I'll take a double scotch on the rocks!!!
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