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 | A white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy ask a farmer if they can spend the night in his barn. He says yes, but that if any of them touch his daughter he'll punish them in a way they'll never forget. | |
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| The next day the farmer's daughter confesses that the previous night she had sex with one of the men, but it was so dark that she wasn't sure which one. Angered and brandishing a shotgun, the farmer decides to punish all three men. | |
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| He tells the three men that they must each go out and pick fifty of their favorite fruit, come back and then shove all the fruit they picked up their asses. He later comes out and finds that the white guy and the hispanic guy have returned. | |
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| The hispanic guy had picked strawberries. Just as he was sticking the fiftieth one in his ass the farmer asked where the black guy was. The hispanic guy started laughing and all of the strawberries came falling out. He told the farmer to ask the white guy. | |
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| The white guy had picked cherries. Just as he stuck the last one in his ass the farmer asked him where the black guy was. The white guy burst out laughing, and every last cherry came faling out of his ass. Finally the farmer yelled, "What's so funny?" | |
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| The white guy answered, "He's out picking watermelons". | |
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