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| Once upon a time there was a King who's only daughter would not make a sound. She wouldn't talk, laugh or sigh. No sound ever escaped the Princess's lips. | |
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| The King offered a large reward of gold for anyone who could get a sound out of her, any sound whatsoever. People came from near and far, but no one could get the Princess to make a sound. | |
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| Finally a man arrived from the distant land of China. He was left alone in a room with the Princess. After a minute the Princess began screaming loudly. The Chinese man came out of the room and asked for his reward. | |
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| The King gives him the reward, but before the man leaves the King asks him how he was able to get the Princess to scream. | |
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| The man told him, "Me Chinese, me put hot sauce on pussy". | |
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