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Well, If You're Gonna Twist My Arm... by birdiemaster on 09-01-2006
Omigod, omigod, omigod, it's CHRIS NOTH!! Omigod, wait until the girls hear about this!!
Ha ha, I get that all the time. I'm not him, my name's Bruce Jones, I'm just an actuary for a large insurance firm.
Omigod, you were like so good on Law & Order, and I loooooved you on Sex and the City, you were sooooo dreamy!!!
Ha ha, nope, wrong guy, my name's really Bruce.
You're so much hotter in person! I just want to rip your clothes off and jump your bones right now!
Well, I'm supposed to be shooting some scenes for Criminal Intent today, but let me call my agent and see if that can be rescheduled.
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