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 | You wanted to see me boss? | |
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| Yes I did, Wilson. We need to talk. Your sales numbers are WAY down, we've gotten a lot of customer complaints about you making racist and lewd remarks, and you have missed 18 days in the last 3 months. | |
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| I see. So you're gonna give me a big pep talk, right? | |
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| I think not. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Please clear out your desk immediately, and HR will have you escorted out of the building. | |
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| Would this be a good time to mention that I have photos of you and Raoul from the mailroom "hanging out" in the company steam room? | |
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| Soooo...you should be seeing your 20% raise on your next check, and your company-issued Benz is washed and waiting for you out back. Your stock options kick in... | |
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