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Only After 3 Days by Lilytran on 08-02-2016
So Lily... how has the chit chat been going on between you and the white straight toothy grin viet man from Vietnamcupid?
Toothy grin man and I chat on and off throughout the day and it has been only a 3 days.... but I feel like I have known Sean for a longer time becuz I am so comfortable with him... Sean also told me that it seemed like he have known me longer for some strange reason...weird huh... After my last car accident 20 days ago, I was thinking I could have died in that car accident.... so I went back to my bucket list that I have started some time ago to see where I am at.... I saw that on my bucket list I want to have a guy for a buddy friend....ahemmmm....I am so comfortable with Sean so could this be it?.. the guy on my bucket list?.... I took my gut out, put it on the table and told Sean about my bucket wish list and hihihi.... Sean sez ok since having a guy buddy friend was on my bucket list, he would like to fulfill that role for me ....hahaha
WHAT????.... girlfriend should I call the crazy asylum??...are you nut??.... are you telling me that you and Sean has never video chat together yet and never even saw each other yet... but after only after 3 days you made him your guy buddy friend?. best buddy guy friend?... hehehe...May I ask are both of you guys turning back the clock to when you guys were around sweet 16.... you know ....hihihi....experiencing ....first boy, first girl, first like, first glance, first friend, first heart thumping, first crush, first this and first that... kind of S@@T that would happen really FAST when we were around innocent sweet 16... hehehe ....seemed like that to me since you and Sean become best of buddy after only 3 freaking days... hahaha
Hey don't make fun of me woman...I am not crazy to belong in the crazy asylum...I don't know how to explain it and Sean doesn't know how to explain it either ... why it seemed to be longer than 3 days that we have known each other.... I called Sean Anh Hai now or my guy buddy friend .... hehehe.... I joke with Sean that please be my guy buddy to watch over me so that I don't get scam by men since I am pretty innocent due to the fact hat I have lived such a very sheltered life.... sigh...
You have never saw Sean yet so Sean is still the invisible man hehehe.... do you actually know what Sean even look like? what if Sean is just this 65 years old lonely dude hididng behind his laptop pretending to be hot and handsome... then you won't be turning back the clock to sweet 16 but actually.... you will be forwarding the clock to be 65 along with Sean.... hehehe....anh ahemmm.... this guy buddy friend or guy best friend platonic relationship really don't actually can happen too much you know.... somewhere along the line the attraction will falsefy the guy buddy bonding into bondage of natural human affection toward a man or a woman .... you better put your heart in a cage.... or Sean better put his heart in a cage ... with a top of the line padlock from Home Depot.... hihihi
Really funny girlfriend.... Sean did send me a few more pictures and he is a man with a straight white toothy grin....,hehehe ... I would like to trace my fingers around that toothy grin.... hahaha.... I am serious, even if Sean was just a guy buddy friend....I would still be conscious to walk beside Sean because being tall as he is with such a nice smile with perfect teeth .. some woman who has a thing for Sean in the past or some crazy past fatal attraction of his would want to ugly me out to take Sean over... sheeshhhh ....I would really make a potent enemy with any women who are still have a thing for Sean.. hahaha....
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