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The world of myspace by stella on 08-29-2006
Myspace top 200/backround
Hi. I'm Jack ACK! And this is not really my pic. I'm 22 in dog years. I think I could really love you. Great backround. Love is in the air. Wanna meet in Africa with your checkbook? HUH?
Well then who are you really? I mean, why do you keep asking me to cash a check for you?
myspace meets the looking for a serious relationship peeps
I love you,I love you, I love you. No, that's not right. This chick will never give me a piece. Why am I even on here? Here name is 'Fook you'? And her quote is "Eat me like raw sushi"? She says her cousin's name is 'Fook me'? Okay.....well....maybe she will have a web cam and I'll *beep***
Is that your top 200? They are all whores and nude models. Why would I want to be your friend? I want to find a HUSBAND not a playboy! Do you like my backround? I don't want kids. Do you like my close up pic of me on the kitchen floor? You can see all my zits! I live Idaho and I am a HO! Yeah, I have one of me in my underwear and one of me in the tub acting like I'm gettin' It in the rear talking on the phone! You love me long time?
Pummi's myspace
Say, you know you look kinda familar. Didn't I delete your sorry as$ last week? Your not income qualified and besides your fat and ugly and I don't do either. *Hits delete friend* Ewww.....*shudders* I'm gonna comment Cantrel and let her know that PM will arrive soon. *Taps foot anxiously* I hope! Revisions, revisions.
Um, yeah, yur sexy! Wow! I love the candles! Do you wanna see ME pole dance? I'm pretty good for a guy. HEY! Those are some ripe avocados Biotch. Say, can we IM? Or Email. It's untraceable. Why do I have only two fat friends? I am not a fraud! WOW! You have a lot of hot guys...except the old guy (kidding Jim!). I am not fat! it's just that I'm on a McDonald's diet. You do clean Filthy dirty scummy slum dudes house right?
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