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The President's Problem by Sydney_Olivas13 on 06-10-2016
NO! I "abhor" pickles, they make the sandwich taste unbearable. I intensely hate them!
Mr. President, would you like pickles on your sandwich?.................... *mumbles* I was just trying to be "amiable", but hey, I guess I could be less friendly next time.
Ok.. let's see here. The president would like one sandwich with NO pickles......................... No he is trying to say "abstinent". His wife says he drinks too much and he is trying to refrain from alcohol.......................... I'll pay with cash, the president is very "affluent". He has an abundant supply of money.
Yes sir, and would he like a beer with that?.......................and how will you be paying?
It was to hard and besides, "abstinence" is an "ambiguous" word, it has many different meanings!... Where's my sandwich?
Sir i thought you said you were going to try and stop drinking!.... No it doesn't sir.
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