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 | NO! I abhor pickles, they make the sandwich taste unbearable. I intensely hate them! | |
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| Mr. President, would you like pickles on your sandwich?.................... *mumbles* I was just trying to be amiable, but hey I guess I could be less friendly next time. | |
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| Ok.. let's see here. The president would like one sandwich with NO pickles......................... No he is trying to say abstinent. His wife says he drinks too much and he is trying to refrain from alcohol.......................... I'll pay with cash, the president is very affluent. He has an abundant supply of money. | |
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| Yes sir, and would he like a beer with that?.......................and how will you be paying? | |
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| It was to hard and besides, abstinence is an ambiguous word, it has many different meanings!... Where's my sandwich? | |
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| Sir i thought you said you were going to try and stop drinking!.... NO IT DOESN'T!!! | |
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