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list 11 by omaliapursley on 05-03-2016
Wow. That lobster was delicious... that was a really (innovative) idea to use strawberry jam in the sauce, I would have never thought it would be so good!
Why thank you, Madame. My mother says I have an (innate) ability to tell what would taste the best in what situation. It's not really something you can learn, I've just always had it.
Even though the customer, Jenny, loved the food, she gave the restaurant a terrible review for some reason. This made the chef (irate).
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! WE LOST 50% OF OUR CUSTOMERS IN A WEEK AFTER THAT REVIEW OF YOUR'S CAME OUT... AND YOU LOVED OUR FOOD. JUST LET ME BE (INQUISITIVE) FOR A SECOND AND ASK YOU WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS TO US?!
Hmm... let's see.... maybe because I asked you, (judiciously) I might add, if you could teach me to cook, you said no and then I found you teaching my sister to cook a week after!
Oh.... That.....
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