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list 8 revised by omaliapursley on 04-29-2016
The new restaurant in town was "The Pearl". Today was their opening night... if they didn't get good reviews tonight they would go bankrupt.
*Whispers*: Boy, I just found a rat in the kitchen!! If we don't (eradicate) them before people catch on, we will be shut down!
I'll get on it, try not to be to obvious. I've dealt with rats before... they're (evasive), but not impossible to remove.
The waitress, Sun, was not told about the new rat problem.
Oh no. No no no no! THERE IS A RAT IN THIS JELLO. THE COSTUMER IS RIGHT THERE... IF I DENY THEM THEIR FOOD THEY WILL GIVE US JUST AS BAD REVIEW! I HELPED START THIS RESTAURANT... THIS WOULD LOWER MY SELF-(ESTEEM) SO MUCH IF WE FAILED.
A visiting cop was also known well for his detailed and descriptive reviews. He was somewhat famous for his reviews because they were very (erratic). Sometimes he would do 5 reviews in 3 days, or he wouldn't do a review for multiple months.
*Writes*: "The Pearl" is the perfect name for this new restaurant. It has a feel of a beautiful thing hidden by a shell, and just needs to open up before you can truly experience its beauty. I strongly suggest the jello... it (evoked) a feeling of comfort and childish joy.
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