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Sexy Pictures by Lilytran on 04-22-2016
So have invisible Han know what you look like yet?.... you guy have never talk yet so what if you are just a bored fat old ugly housewife who pretend to be this super hot sexy babe on the dating site just to entertain herself because after all you did NOT post your pictures on Vietdating site... so you are just this empty-faceless pony tail cartoon character on line... hehehe
I did not post my picture because I want to attract the kinds of men who sincerely like my personality FIRST thru what I have wrote about myself in my long profile.... instead of contacting me just due to a picture.... but to answer your question... yes I did send a few pictures of myself to Han after a few weeks of chatting with him so he does know what I look like.... I even did something out of the norm and riske yesterday, I sent Han 2 sexy pictures, one is a blurry 99% naked of myself and the other one is a pose in my purple bikini... I should not have done that... but Han said that he didn't have any fantasy so the riske side of me tempted me to send him some sexy pictures bcuz that may help him to get into the fantasy mode.... hehehe
I would love to stop cussing but I can't at this crazy asylum situation that you are in.... F@@King crazy that you would want to take a grown man with a wild tattoo bad boy image on a fantasy wish trip to a XXX resort but then allow him no fun underneath your belt line ...due to your Christian standard of ya ya ya no sex before marriage old school belief... but yet you send him sexy pitures of yourself to rev up his testosterone level???... S@@T...do you think that your sexy pictures would burst his sensuality yearning or put a lid on his bursting testosterone level girlfriend?
Hummmm.... I guess you are right... right after I sent my sexy pictures to Han... I really regret it because it was not proper to my bible conscious standard...so I did email Han to just please delete it.... oh welll what done is done... at least the man now know that I am not just some bored fat ugly wife lurking on the internet to entertain myself hehehe.... Due to those sexy pictures, we sort of have this sexy erotic chat about fire and ice.... at first I didn't truly understand it bcuz moron me ask Han using fire on the body would hurt wouldn't it... but turn out fire wasn't actually real fire... it is just the warmth of one's mouth ... hihihihi
Damn woman..... moron will be a much more better sounding word than sexual retardation that I would like to brand you like they brand a cow right now.... hehehe.... what planet do you belong in.. or what period of time are you living in?... hello!!!!... we are living on Earth and the period of time is the 21st century....that mean everything goes liberally and freely...hello retard!!!....nowaday everyone know what fire and ice is.... you do know about the bird and the bees and how babies are made don't you hahaha
Geez... you don't have to be so mean.... and yes thank you... I do know about the birds and the bees and how babies are made.... I do pride myself on being hardly TOUCHED by men... you know... NO free valet parking in my garage because I want to chose what KIND of car to park in my garage myself hehehe.... I don't know about you but there are men out there who would prefer to be with an innocent woman or what you called a sexual retardation woman because she is still in mint condition and not so rusty... you know how certain thing once expose to too much LIQUID woud rust badly... hehehe ... hummm... let see...I think I like to pick a nice 1969 Mustang Elenor to park in my clean garage some day....well nice fantasy anyway hehehe....
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