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Sweetheart Promotion by Lilytran on 04-21-2016
Lily went out to dinner with girfriend
What did Mickey Mouse man.... ooppss... so sorry... uh hum...what I meant was what did Han send to you lately? Any more 3 years old Mickey Mouse cartoon messages?...what is news between you and your invisible man lately??
Well I don't know how to read him... Han send me Mickey Mouse message good night ....yet he send me good morning sweetheart message in the morming !!
Lily sent out to dinner with a girlfriend
Hehehe...so at night you become his 3 years old friend whom he say good night to with a Mickey Mouse cartoon message... and then poof...in the morning you become his fantasy sweetheart woman whom he say good morning with romantic red roses and flower message.... hummm.....shouldn't it be the other way AROUND?? where at night you should become Han fantasy sweetheart woman so that he can have sensual thoughts or dream about you... hahaha...and then in the morning you can reverse character to become his 3 years old Mickey Mouse friend?? ...so that way he can FUNCTION better working at United when he have LESS sensual thoughts about you that doesn't rev him up or distract him since you are just a 3 years old friend in the morning playing with Mickey Mouse.... hahaha ... hohoho
Freedom of choice my girlfriend.... whatever kind of thoughts that Han wants to have about me... I wil let it be up to his brain cells to chose for me hehehe.... at least I am now safely out of the bible freak level because I just got promoted to the sweetheart level in his life....hahaha...that is a very big promotion that it.... hehehe....Han got hurt really bad from 4 women that he have loved very much in the past.... so I do understand his distrust toward women or he may hardly have any respect for women.... Any kinds of emotional love pain would caused either men or women to be very leary about wanting to get close to another person emotionally.... Look at me.... for years I never even want to even glance at a man.... sigh...men was my sour enemies....but F@@K men are still our neccessary evil... can't live without them and can't live with them.... sheeshhh... are there any other better option for men??
Lily went out to dinner with a girlfriend
Promotion?? F@@K girlfriend... have you ever seen our own boss promote an invisible employee before??...A person must be present live in person in order to get promoted girlfriend!!...you and Han now both belong in the crazy asylum together and you both can promote each other to whatever level that you guys want in your life... Just really make sure that the promotion goes UPWARD in promoting instead of downward promotion back down to bible freak hehehe ...
I don't blamed Han... right from the very beginning when I first got to know Han, I sent him bible brochures to read so no wonder he think that I am a bible freak... I sent a negative vibe about me!!....My intention was only for him to understand just a little bit of what was important in my life.....I know he didn't read it yet... but who know maybe he will read it later when he have the time...I really do wish that he could at least read just a few pages of the brochures to know why I chose to live the way I lived... and get to know some of the important activities that are important in my life just to get to know me better!!!...
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