Stephen was perhaps the most unlucky man in the world... |
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 | Hey do you wanna go get some coffee? |  |
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 | Going out with you would be (demeaning)... |  |
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It seemed that every time he attempted to hit on women, he was shot down. This occured often enough for him to suspect it was (contrived). |
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 | Hey I was wondering if- |  |
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 | So sorry to (curtail) your sentence, but I have a boyfriend. |  |
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Over the years Stephen became a very (cynical) man, losing all (decorum) and falling into a deep (despair). |
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 | You probably don't want to date me but I saw you from across the room and figured, "why not?" |  |
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 | ... yeah, how about no... |  |
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