| A man was watching his tv when he acclaimed: |
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| Man I love this tv! The picture is so clear and sharp! If I didn't have a job I would not be as affluent as I am and I could't afford my tv or house! | |
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| The man being adept at using his tv quickly changed the channel to the football game: |
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| BSU is now up 25 to 0! | |
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| TOUCHDOWN! | |
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| From the kitchen his wife called: Do we really have to watch the game it's not all that interesting. Sensing the abhor in her voice he knew his wife found it repugnent to watch such a violent game so to please her he said |
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| Now just baste your turkey to keep it nice and moist. | |
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| Ok honey the game can wait I'll change it. I am so glad we are of one accord! *changes it to cooking channel* | |
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