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 | We always do a background check on all our potential draftees. Tell me what you know about Jonathan Paul Manziel -- also known as Johnny Football. | |
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| Nothing. | |
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| Our security team says you've attended parties in Las Vegas and Dallas with him. | |
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| That's true. But, we don't discuss politics or our personal lives on those trips. We just drink a lot and try to pick up young models. | |
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| Oh. Well I'm sorry to have wasted your time. This isn't the first time our security guys have led us on a wild goose chase. | |
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| Oh! You just reminded me. We tend to drink Grey Goose and were chased by the cops a few times. | |
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