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jonny football by ST00PSMYASS on 05-12-2014
We always do a background check on all our potential draftees. Tell me what you know about Jonathan Paul Manziel -- also known as Johnny Football.
Our security team says you've attended parties in Las Vegas and Dallas with him.
That's true. But, we don't discuss politics or our personal lives on those trips. We just drink a lot and try to pick up young models.
Oh. Well I'm sorry to have wasted your time. This isn't the first time our security guys have led us on a wild goose chase.
Oh! You just reminded me. We tend to drink Grey Goose and were chased by the cops a few times.
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