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 | They need to fix the restroom already. I can't keep going across the street to Burger King to do my business. | |
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| I dated a girl once who told me she never took a poop at work, ever. | |
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| She's either a liar or a carnival act. | |
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| Why are women so embarrassed about the down periscope. It's liberating. My best days at work are almost always after I go stinky. | |
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| I'd rather Billy Shatner at work than at home. | |
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| That's a given. Go where the cleaning crew's on the clock, I say. | |
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