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 | I just read that two Princeton professors used disease models to predict that Facebook is going to lose 80% of its users within the next five years. | |
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| Disease models sounds like what a Victoria Secrets knockoff brand would hire to sell dirty panties. | |
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| That's gross. Seriously though, think about that. That means my kids my not even use Facebook. | |
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| This calls for a celebration. Want to come over tonight? See, I didn't need Facebook to connect with you right there. | |
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| I'm going to have to block your friend request. | |
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| I'm not interested in being friends. So, should we say 7pm? | |
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