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 | God I hate the Winter Olympics. Ice dancing, curling, bialthalon. Who freaking cares? |  |
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 | Candians love the Winter Olympics. |  |
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 | I especially hate Canadians. |  |
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 | So there is a vast winter conspiracy? |  |
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 | Well, my mother was always suspicious of kids who drink hot chocolate or made snow angels. |  |
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 | You had me at hating Canadians. |  |
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