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 | There are always new reasons to dislike Northwestern. |  |
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 | What now? |  |
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 | Zach Braff went to Northwestern. |  |
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 | Yuck. He's barely metrosexual. |  |
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 | Yeah. He proves that if you leave strategically placed tear stains on your handwritten personal essay you likely increase your odds of getting admitted there twofold. |  |
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 | I'd pay serious money to get him on a blind date with Vodka Samm. |  |
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