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 | Hey Melvin. An incredible guy asked me out on a first date. Any advice from the male point of view? | |
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| You don't want my advice. You'll end up hating yourself. But, I scan women's mags and they say to insist on "going Dutch" on the first date. | |
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| You read women's mags? And what's this going Dutch thing? | |
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| Yeah, mostly for the bra ads. Going Dutch means you pay half the bill. That way you buy 50% of the decisionmaking for the evening. | |
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| Wow. So the Dutch came up with that? | |
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| No. A Marxist feminist came up with that. But, it sounds better than "going Prussian." | |
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