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| Oh no. I never watch that game. | |
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| But it's a great in-state rivalry game. Bragging rights an all. | |
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| Bragging rights? When we beat them by 30 we're arrogant for bragging. When we barely beat them, we're too embarrassed to brag. | |
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| Oh, so that's why Kirk just loses to them now? To save face? | |
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| No. It's football chivalry. Like putting a raincoat over a puddle. We wouldn't want them to get mud on their nylons. | |
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