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 | Hi, I'm the new Central English teacher | |
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| Welcome, have some ham! I the work room, we also have our daily fresh selection of baked goods, fresh salad fixings, and in the fridge, some cottage cheese from 1993. | |
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| Hi, I'm the new Central music teacher. | |
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| Hi, I am Mr. Williams. Yes, despite my diminutive size, I am, in fact, an adult. If you ever call me Precious Moments, I will impale you with this bow. | |
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| Hi, I'm the new Central Social Studies teacher. | |
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| Well, I didn't think we'd meets on a weekend. Um, my name is Grant. This is awkward, but while you're here, please rub my thigh. | |
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