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 | So i notice that you're holding your glass with only two fingers and a thumb. | |
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| Hey man, i lost my fingers in Nam. | |
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| Really, wow i'm sorry i didn't realise you were a veteran. | |
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| I'm not, i just went on holiday there and finger banged some girl and she closed her hole real tight. | |
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| Oh, what about your other hand? | |
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| Fisted a dog. | |
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