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 | hey hey, how was the honeymoon? |  |
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 | **sigh** you don't ask... |  |
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 | dude, what's wrong? |  |
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 | well, when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. |  |
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 | oh, you shouldn't worry. i'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years! |  |
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 | i don't know if i can get over this though. she gave me $20 change! |  |
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