| Another day on the job for food cop, Michael Pollan. |
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 | So you're telling me you ate something that WASN'T plant-based? I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you, sir. | |
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| It honestly wasn't my fault. I have no willpower when it comes to donuts. | |
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| Little did Pollan know that nutritionist Mary Maxfield was on her way to the scene to break him a new one for using false information. |
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it to the judge you Western-dieter. Have fun dying of diabetes in prison. HA HA HA. | |
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| Where is Mary Maxfield when you need her? | |
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| Oh how the tables have turned. Pollan lets the man go and Maxfield ends up on top of this nutritional debate. This isn't the first time and it definitely won't be the last. |
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| ACTUALLY, Pollan, he isn't doing anything wrong. There isn't one universal law for EVERY body type.Your entire claim is a sham. Looks like you DO-NUT understand the rules of nutrition. HA HA HA. | |
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| Not again, Maxfield! This isn't over! | |
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