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Liu Bang and Wudi Showdown! by fmswart on 03-07-2018
Meeting for First Time
Hello, my name is Liu Bang and I was born around 248 BC to a poor family in China, but I worked my way up to Emperor. Which means I had it harder than most, since I wasn’t the emperor’s son I also was a rebel leader. Guess what, I gained control of western China! After that, I ruled for four whole years! I started the Han dynasty also!
Hey, my name is Wudi. I was also an Emperor, but I didn’t start the Han dynasty, but I ruled for over forty years! That means my rule was a lion i the face of your week kitten rule! You didn’t help your relatives get good jos did you? Well, I did I got them jobs as government.
Discussing Politics & Religion
I made a state religion for China. It’s called Confucianism. You couldn’t get into the government without passing a test on it. Can you beat that?
Actually, I can beat that! I started a whole war in China! I was against Hsiang Yu with an army! Lots of people liked me since I was once, just like them! I also was Buddhism which is WAY better than being in “Confucianism”.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
What did you do to make you successful huh? I did lots of things that helped China! I decided that China needs to be more aggressive in their approach to foreign nations! I conquered most of Vietnam, Southern China, most of Korea, Furgana, and may small states in between.
Impressive, but your forgetting who was the founder of the Han dynasty aren’t you? I earned the reputation of a cruel, ruthless leader! If you ask me, that’s pretty awesome! I gave government free land!
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