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Lui Bang Vs Wudi by mclarke on 03-05-2018
Meeting for First Time
I see that your the new Ruler of the palace. You probably won’t be As good as i was. Especially since i actually WORKED to get what i had back in 206 bc. Im was even a peasant and i know you’ll never amount to what i was.
Why, yes i am the new ruler, and i know i will be the best even though i may have been pronounced to be the ruler at age 16. Adding to that, i don’t know how you got to be emperor as such a filthy peasant. As for myself i became leader in a timezone around 141 bc. Therefor i know i will become the best empire to ever live.
Discussing Politics & Religion
I ruled china for a whole seven years. Not once did i try and attack others. I would always make peace and not fight. I also had revived feudalism in everyone's soul.
Only seven years? I ruled for 46 years in all. Not only that but i attacked and controlled 7 places in Asia which include Southern China, most of Vietnam, Korea, Furgana, Uzbekistan, And many more small states in between. As for me i revived Confucianism.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
I was better because i led a war as a peasant and won. I also made peace with whoever tried to attack me. I would also never try to raise tax money because i can’t manage my own. Finally i also helped didn’t force anyone into religion.
I was better because i conquered 7 areas of asia. About the religion thing is that counfusicain religion was so much better than feudalism. With the money i got from raising taxes i made the kingdom much better. I also raised taxes for peasants because they didn’t really matter to me.
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