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Liu Bang vs. Wudi by mischroeder on 03-05-2018
Meeting for the first time
Hi, I am Wudi. I was born around 156 BC. I became a ruler when I was sixteen years old. When I was seven, my future was already decided. When I became ruler, I ruled for 46 years!! I was not the oldest brother either.
Good to meet you Wudi. I am Lui Bang. I ruled for 7 years. It was the best 7 years of my life. I was born around 248 BC. I was also born a peasant.
Discussing politics and religion
Myself, Wudi, believed in confucianism. I was born into royalty. I was not born poor like some other people. I became emperor when I was 16 and ruled for 46 more years. Eventually I started attacking other dynasties. Eventually I was starting to rule several areas of Asia.
Unlike you, I believe in Feudalism. I was however born a peasant. When I was young, taxes were to expensive for my family and other peasants. So when Hsiang Yu committed suicide, I started to gain control over the dynasty. When I became king, I lowered the taxes because I knew what it felt like to have high taxes. I feel like I am super loyal to other peasants.
Arguing about who was more successful
I was not born a peasant and i'm happy I wasn't. I am so happy I am emperor. Myself made history because I expanded the control of the Han dynasty. I also made Confucianism the state religion of China. One of my accomplishments was expanding the dynasty!!
On the other hand, I made history because I was the founder of the Han dynasty. I was also the first emperor of the Han dynasty. Those were two of my accomplishments. I was born a peasant and I am very proud of myself because I became emperor and made a dynasty.
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