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I'm better than you! (Wudi and Liu Bang.) by ZIMoore on 03-04-2018
Meeting for First Time
Ni hoa! I'm Wudi the emperor the Han dynasty. I was born in 156 B.C. I was emperor when I was sixteen years old.
OKAY... I'm Liu Bang. I was a peasant when I was younger. In the Qin dynasty, I was a police officer. Then, I became emperor in 206 B.C.
Discussing Politics & Religion
I studied Confucianism. How about you? WAIT, ...you studied FEUDALISM!?! That is against my religion, you shouldn't study that!
I made peace over Mongolia. How I became emperor was that I went against a guy named Hsiang Yu. When he committed suicide, I became emperor. Why, do YOU study Confucianism?
Arguing Who Was More Successful
I'm better than you!!! I conquered Southern China, and ALOT of Vietnam and Korea! PLUS, I ruled for 46 years, been there done that! So there, what about you?
Maybe your right , maybe your wrong. You maybe right about being a good emperor, but I did good things for China. I eliminated harsh laws and I lowered taxes for farmers. You know, we're not going to figure this out, so why don't we never speak to each other.
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