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Wudi vs. Liu Bang by leames on 03-02-2018
Meeting for First Time
“Hey there, my name is Liu Bang. I was born around 248 BC to a peasant family in China. My dad was a farmer, and I worked as a police officer during the Qin dynasty. After the emperor died, Hsiang Yu tried to take control of China, but I wouldn’t let him. Soon after a long fight, I became the first common person to become emperor.”
“My name is Wudi. I was chosen to be emperor when I was seven, but I had to wait until I was sixteen until I could have the throne. Even then, I wasn’t the eldest son. I began my reign as emperor around 141BC. I ruled the Han dynasty.”
Discussing Politics & Religion
“Well, I ruled from 206 BC to 202 BC. That means I ruled for 7 years. I was 42 when I started ruling. I revived feudalism in China too. I didn’t have to fight others because I have a way with words. Sadly though, I died in 195 BC.”
“Well, I started ruling in 141 BC. I expanded China into several areas of Asia. I also conquered Southern China, and most of Vietnam and Korea. I also took control of Furgana, and many small states in between. I made China go to Confucianism, even though I don’t follow all of its rules.”
Arguing Who Was More Successful
“I was way more successful than you though! My rule was known as the beginning of the Han dynasty. I eliminated a lot of the harsh laws and I also reduced taxes on peasants! I’m also known for my skills in foreign affairs. I made peace with tribes that were trying to invade China from Mongolia.”
“My accomplishments, as I said before, was conquering lots of places. I even founded a Confucian University! I expanded China the most, even though it cost lots of money. Sure, I wasn’t liked by the public, but I was way more successful than you.”
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