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Liu Bang and Wudi by jlkirk on 03-02-2018
Meeting For The First Time
Hey, stranger! I’m Liu Bang. I was a police officer. I was born in 248 BC. Also, I WANT TO TAKE OVER CHINA!!!
Okay, we don’t need to know everything about you. But since you told me, why not I tell you all about me? I’m Wudi. I was born in 156 BC. I’ve been emperor since I was only 16. And I’m pretty agressive, so you BETTER not mess with me.
Discussing Politics and Religion
Fine, fine, I won’t. But, obviously, I’m better than you. And I’M the emperor here! I’ve ruled for 7 years, all over Western China. I’m making China a super-peaceful place, unlike you. My beliefs are feudalism.
Oh, really? I’m the REAL emperor, not you. I’ve ruled for 46 years, I’m expanding my empire, and I’m defending my empire with the best army ever. I even made Confucianism my state religion. I set up a whole university for learning Confucianism!
Arguing Who Is More Successful
I have to admit, you are a pretty good emperor. But I’m still better! That’s because I made peace with lots of nations, and I gained control all by myself, as a rebel leader. I even helped the Han dynasty make several advances in art, literature and science!
That’s cool, but I’m still a WAY better emperor than you! I was king for much, much longer than you. I conquered Southern China, Vietnam, and Korea! I gained control over Furgana! I started a university! I am the better emperor.
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